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From: boomcha on 0000-00-00 00:00:00
hihihi Tanja, no teeth sorry, but no comments from me to this one....hihihi really no teeth....only teethgums...(is that the word, dont know) anyway...n.t.
From: Tanja on 0000-00-00 00:00:00
yes boomcha, I think I know what you mean... GRRRROARRRRR!!!!
From: Elevationangel on 2001-11-29 06:36:09
oh wow he looks like a babydoll here. Maybe what 5? THAT LOOK IS SOOOO CUTE we need to get this pic and then one od edgey looking all young and put a little caption that says " Kids at heart" awwww I am SO corny hehe-mel
From: boomcha on 2001-11-29 08:30:35
Why is this pic calledBono smile? cant see a smile only: where are my teeth...??? see I´ve lost them...only my left hand is still there where it belongs!
From: Tanja on 2001-11-29 23:14:12
boomcha, I CAN see teeth!!!! and his left hand is there where it belongs... how often do I have to say it again: mr. h.j. needs a permanent treatment... yes, and I hope mrs. left hand will get tired one day... then he needs help with that... and then I will be there!!!! and angel, you are right, he is a dollface!!!! LUV!!!
From: soul cat girl on 2001-12-04 20:40:51
DOLL FACE DOLL FACE DOLL FACE...Me and Tanja GRROOAAAR!
From: ??? on 2001-12-05 07:43:36
yes true.. dolls rarely have teeth..
From: soulcat girl on 2001-12-05 19:43:13
The problem here is ::: your doll has a set of chompers that would make a BEAVER envious and when you see perfecto Bono gleemers your eyes just can't adjust from Edges shocking display....chomp chomp chomp watch out here comes Edgymon comin to bite ya.....haha grrr
From: kat on 2001-12-05 20:49:09
.....me, soul cat and tanja.....GGRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!
From: Tanja on 2001-12-05 21:26:35
kat, scg, homie and me GGGGRRRRROOOOOAAAARRR!!!
From: kat on 2001-12-05 21:40:40
YES!!!!! me, tanja, scg and homie.....GGGGGGGGRRRRROOOOAAAAR!
From: soul cat girl on 2001-12-05 21:58:19
Yes me, Tanja, Kat, and HV GROOooOAAAaaAArrrRRRRR....we harmonize beautifully honey's...meow
From: Tanja on 2001-12-05 22:08:12
YEEEEEP!!! Kat (ms. painting-in-pictures-and-living-close-to-our-men), scg (ms.everything-esp.-writing-stories-that-bring-tears-to-our-eyes), homievox (ms.is-not-here-very-often-the-last-time-but-I-miss-her-so-much) and me (ms... ??)
From: soul cat girl on 2001-12-06 00:36:34
*ring ring ring* Tanya: helloBono: hello Ms Tanja?Tanja: yes whom is speaking?Bono: This is Bono of U2....Tanja: Ok very funny...is this Matt? Hey quit foolin around I have a massive head ache and my big toe hurts like hell and my cat has the poops...Bono: Umm no hold it..this IS Bono..I'm not messin with you, honest...Tanja: WHAAAAT!!!!!!pants and hick-ups...breaths like a marathon runner and starts gulping for misplaced oxygen...Bono: the reason I'm calling is we need you to set up our PR for the next album and we heard you are thee best of thee best...Tanja: (tiny voice)..you think I'm thee best?Bono: (sexy gruff lilt)...we've heard you keep your cool and are as wise and smart in buisness as you are beautiful and lovely on the beholders eyes...Tanya:(slight gasping intakes of breaths causing purple discoloration... knees start knock'in at syncopated rhythm.. rubs teary eyes smearing mascara like a raccoon) oh my..oh my...thank you...Bono:Do you think you'd be interested in having dinner with me tonight to discuss it?...Tanja:(bends over gripping stomach and bites down hard on inside of cheek in a silent scream) oh I do believe I might have an opening to talk it over...Bono:(a smile in his voice) thats great ..well how about tonight or is that to presumptious of me?Tanja: (pulling at hair with a hard painful yanks to the scalp her eyes bulging)Well let me check my itinerary..(twirls hair into knots on finger and jumps in the air several times)...well it looks like I had a cancelation with Bill Clinton tonight and I will be surprisingly free for once...so shall we say around sevenish at 'Manuels'? (uncomfortable silence) You do like Italian couisine? Or would you prefer an Irish fare?(silence bespoke volumes) ok how about my place I'll cook up some of my famous peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and milk...Bono: (smile full of joy so evident in voice) now your talking my kind of fanfare..I'll be there at 7 and I know where you live....( click.)..Tanja: He already knows where I live???!!!! (BEGINS TO SHAKE UNCONTROLLABLY) ...( Screams )OH MY GAAWD I don't even know how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!!!!!!! (Screams like a raving maniac BONO BONO BONO is Coming HERE!!!!) Suddenly looking at here messy house her instincts take over and she rams her ass into fifth gear racing and grabbing up this and that and breaking records for fastest speed demon under sever pressure on the planet...this was her fame to glory...Later on in her dressing room completing her bath and cosmetics: Pulling every thing she owns out of her closet and making a clothes mountain she finally finds a gem...slipping her tight black silk sheath over her Victoria Secret lingerie turning she views the sexy slit that reaches to her upper thighs setting off the black seamed silk stockings she thoughtfully donned.. Turning back she adds the small tastefull diamond earrings and thin diamond bracelet that matches the one on her ankle..knowing her height a problem she remains barefoot her clear polished nails gleaming beautiful and facinating..touching a dab of her favorite subtle fragrance to her wrists and ears...she took one last look...she looked the best she'd ever looked(crossing her fingers she prayed) yeah she looked like a cool customer yeah keeping her cool under fire a sleek cool cat alright ..the door bell chimes rang out resembling Edges famous riffs..(she'd had the door bells installed years ago)...panicking she grabbed all her clothes and dumped them in the closet and slammed the door shut...racing to the door she tried to find her breath but she started to hypervenilate...accidently grabbing the door nob as she leaned into it the door opened and her gasping brought on a swift and abrupt response from Bono..after opening the door he sees Tanja's distress and scoopes her up into his brawny arms) carrying her to the sofa he sits with her gently still in his arms and knowing what he must do he lays her upper body down on the fluffy pillows... following her he clamps his mouth to Tanja's and begins to breath into her mouth fro life saving support..*soul cat looks a readers with a knowing smirking then winks at all*Suddenly breathing or no breathing Tanja reaches up and grabs his neck urging him closer..he complies...and it becomes an evening full of heavy breathing....Later on at Breakfast :::Tanja: How do you like it?Bono: I like it messy..(laughs throatily) I'm not mess'in with ya...Tanja: Well here it is and you can't get any messy 'r than this..Bono: ummm yeah just the way I luv it..ummm ...(smiling sexy and handsome he stares into Tanja's eyes with a blue fire hotter than any desire every felt and sipp'in on cool white sustanance)...Tanja: (licking the length of each finger in a slow methodic sweeps she stared hypnotized into the eyes of a stormy blue sea and relished the feeling of drowning all over again .. breathless and craving more..she swallowed the thick lump in her throat and chocked out.)..How is your peanut butter anfd jelly sandwich?...Bono: Thee Best no better have I ever had ...I'm not messin ... your hired forever....(he leans in and takes a bite of her finger and nibbles it smiling...)..Tanja: Gaaawd I luv my job.....And-thats-what-MsTanja's-all- about...grrr
From: Tanja on 2001-12-06 21:17:36
oh my... snief... soulcat, you are a goddess!!! *wipingtearsofmyeyes*... this story is such a beautiful present.... sniefandsniefagain... thank you hun... regarding to my last spoken sentence: everytime I hear him say that in the video I am really, really jealous of him... how do you know that??? LUVingaroundincircles!!!!!
From: soul cat girl on 2001-12-08 00:50:09
Your welcome Bono hunny...I have ESP....grrrrr